sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Randomize
