But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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