i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize
