Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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