Girls should come with a carfax report
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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