dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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