D3 body, D1 cock
i think i have herpe
just one?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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