my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
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