the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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