I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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