I love black thongs
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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