What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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