Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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