i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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