Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I need a beard to bite.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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