just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
please don't ironically join a cult
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