quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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