my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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