just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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