it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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