drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
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