I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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