im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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