I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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