Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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