Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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