i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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