There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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