He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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