My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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