Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
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