If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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