I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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