I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
smell my finger.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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