I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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