How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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