Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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