Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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