Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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