are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
