it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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