Got a toothbrush?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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