Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
