Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
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