I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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