I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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