either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
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