out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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