Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
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