So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
he shaved USA in his pubs
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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