what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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