legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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