C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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