Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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