I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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